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fistopher:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

I’m just living for the fact that some of y’all haven’t even bothered to contact support to get your blogs unflagged because aside from having a blurred avatar, you can just continue to blog like normal. This site is something else. LOL.

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hornygate

Jan 07, 2019

yu-gi-oh:

intheshadowofsignificance:

sitabethel:

I know the answer is “yeah, yeah, yeah, card games and shadow magic” but my suspended disbelief is utterly ruined for battle city. Joey is only 2cm shorter than Yami Marik but about 10lbs heavier and has street fighting experience. He literally could have knocked Yami Marik the f- out and saved everyone a lot of drama.

the amount of time I spend thinking about how differently plots would go if cards weren’t the default solution of yugioh is staggering. staggering my dears.

jonouchi: i activate my trap card. it’s my fuckin fists

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ygo

Jan 07, 2019

roachpatrol:

mawsandclaws:

concept: I’m rich enough to buy art from freelance artists, commission artists to draw my ocs and i can frame them and put them up on my wall. 

concept: all the art is done in the style of fancy portraiture and all the frames are gilt. when guests come to my manor i introduce them to my OCs as if my OCs were actual members of my family. 

‘did you say he was a starship captain?’ my guests may enquire timorously.

‘yes,’ i will say, sipping my cognac. ‘a very gay one.’

(via doctortay)

Jan 06, 2019

reclaimingtwilight:

roxilalonde:

fun facts about stephenie meyers siblings ft. my escalating levels of distress and concern:

  • all of her siblings’ names (seth, emily, jacob, paul, and heidi) end up in the twilight saga in one way or another
  • not all incorporations are made equal
  • i.e. heidi is a glorified extra who shows up for 2 chapters at the end of the second book whereas jacob is literally the secondary love interest for the entire series
  • on a scale from jacob to heidi how bad is your relationship with your sister
  • seth and paul are both werewolves
  • seth is a sweet, harmless baby brother type in the books and also the name of one of meyer’s sons so im gonna take a leap and say he was steph’s favorite
  • except for jacob, who got to be the third billing character in the series while everyone else got to be a tertiary character at best
  • emily gets horribly maimed. so uh. thats fun
  • on a scale from seth to emily how bad is your relationship with your sister
  • i cant stop thinking about heidi though like. all of the others have moderate to important roles in the series meanwhile heidi is just some italian chick who eats people and says MAYBE 3 words? she’s like the volturi’s receptionist or something. a fucking receptionist
  • all of this is just varying degrees of batshit obviously. i cannot imagine my sister writing me as a character in her pulpy vampire romance novel and us ever being on speaking terms again
  • how do you react to that? how do you have a relationship. how do you roll up to thanksgiving and sit across the table from someone who makes $50 million a year off a YA series where YOU are a speaking character
  • actually never mind. yeah if my sister made $50 million a year i wouldnt say shit to her about it either
  • still though
  • somewhere out there is a man named “jacob meyer” who has never known peace 

me: *never chooses names of people i know when i write because i would be so uncomfortable if someone did this with me*

smeyer: *pulls this*

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twilight

Jan 05, 2019

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